Dallas Cowboys>All other teams put together

Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

Hello.

I haven't commented on anyone's posts for ages, I know-just totally busy, only get time to read them and that's about it O.o

I'm actually supposed to be studying but took time out to do this.

I've put up a small poster of the Dallas Cowboys on my dorm window and everyone who passes by sees it.
A group of guys actually called out, 'Tony Romo sucks!' to me when they saw it.
For those of you who don't know, Tony Romo is the quarterback on the Cowboys' team.
And for those of you who really don't know, a quarterback is like the most important player on the team.

But, for all of you Cowboys-haters out there, the Cowboys won another game a few hours ago.
I should go around wearing my Cowboys shirt, in fact.
Oh, wait, I think I will tomorrow, if it's cold. I don't want to wear a full-sleeves and get all sweaty otherwise.

I've had a tiring week. Studying and going to work-I work six hours a week in the administrative department at Rutgers-no fringe benefits, though, since it's a student job-but yeah-and interviews and playing basketball and sleeping till 2:30 on Sundays.

I have a new obsession. Chinese Bamboo Flute. It sounds so awesome.

For those of you in Pakistan who have YouTube blocked, sorry, ya'll. I'm on YouTube a lot, just to listen to this.

Oh, and before I get back to studying, I had to tell you my roommate story.
So when I found out my housing assignment-as in which dorm I'll be in and what facilities it has-I also got to know who my roommates were and their email addresses.
My apartment was a two-bedroom one with four beds-meaning that two people shared a room.
One was a Chinese, another was an Indian, and a third was Caucasian.
So, I emailed all three, saying hi, who I was, a little background, and that I don't drink or smoke, so if they didn't either, it would be awesome.
The Chinese replied that he was moving to the States for the first time, he did not smoke/drink, but he played the saxophone and would practice. Pretty cool.
The Indian replied that he was originally born in New York, but his family was Indian, and that he did not drink/smoke, but he had a girlfriend and she would be coming over to stay with him on weekends, and if anyone was uncomfortable with that, they should let him know. Still pretty cool.
The Caucasian did not reply and sent a request to change his room-we knew that since it showed on our assignment screens. Hmm...
I wanted to be able to sleep in peace, so I told the Indian that I was uncomfortable being in the same room, and he said it was okay, I could share my room with the Chinese.
Two weeks later, the Caucasian replied that it was cool if the Indian's girlfriend came over, as long as she brought food, and he liked toast, so could someone bring a toaster? Oh, and he wanted us all to go biking whenever we could. Oh, my God.
So, we didn't have the Caucasian as a roommate anymore, but yeahh.

So we didn't know who our fourth roommate was.
I moved into the apartment first and picked the room in the corner and the bed in the corner, next to the window, and all that.
The Chinese moved in a few days later.
The Indian came and left his stuff, said he'd move in after the weekend.
Then on Saturday morning, while both my roommate and I were asleep, the door to the apartment opened and this huge African American guy walked in, talking on his phone. I woke up and went like, who on earth are you??
Turns out, he was our fourth roommate.

If that story didn't make you laugh, then I probably didn't make it sound funny enough.

But I hope ya'll have a good week! :)

Dexter is Samurai Jack's best friend

I hate Albert Einstein.

No, don't act like you're all shocked and everything. He found the formula E=mc2, right? And that led to the creation of the atom bomb. Which, as we all know, killed 170,000 people. Although Robert Oppenheimer was the one who did the work in the Manhattan Project, making the !@#$%^& bomb, Einstein still.. sucks.

Besides, he's the one who chucked me into the future. Where all around me, I see people loving money. And not loving their families enough. So hard to adjust to that one. Sigh.

If you even remotely disagree with me about Einstein, watch this movie:
Grave of the Fireflies

And if you want to download it.. use a torrent.. Click here

I support torrents, by the way. We don't need to pay superstars and film studios any more money. Even the Harry Potter crew. Otherwise, they become like this..

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Want a Super Smart Tutor

$98,000 per year? I could go to university for three years with that much! If they only put up the link to apply, I would.. though I can only play one instrument. They want two instruments. -.-

And once I graduate from Uni (Insha Allah: With Allah's Will & Permission), then I can create a time machine and go back in time! Oh, yes, I have it all planned out.

And if I'm not able to create a time machine, then, well, I'll continue helping people in any way I can..

Like cooking for them. Oh, I cooked everything for the first time for lots of guests this week. Tiring and I almost burnt the chicken, but it was FUN.

Sweet and Sour Chicken:

Chicken:

Fried Rice:

Anddd Fried Potatoes:

I was going through Youtube's top hits and I listened to Maddi Jane for the first time. Wow.
Just. Wow.

Her cover of Adele's Rolling in the Deep is even better than the original :o

She'll be an awesome singer one day, right?

And that reminds me, I need to write a new poem. Haven't written one in a while O.o

I need a decent topic, though.. any suggestions?

Economics

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows. You claim that that Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk! of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONMICS

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. &n bsp; You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them, You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You don't know economics. You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.

No offence to anyone, but Rofl.