Spain won. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
*does the crazy dance*

If you don't know what the crazy dance is, then.. invent one. It's what I did.
It's something along the lines of what Ali Gul Pir does in Waderai Ka Beta.

For those of you who don't know who Ali Gul Pir is, he's a comedian. From Dadu. Which is in Sindh. Which is in Pakistan. Which is in Asia. Which is in the Eastern Hemisphere. Which is on planet Earth. Which is in the Milky Way Galaxy. Though the Earth won't be around in a billion years. And the Milky Way Galaxy won't be around in a few billion years.

Why did I give the entire address? Because I believe in-wait for it-aliens.

After all, God says in the Holy Quran that He is 'Lord of the worlds.'

Worlds, people. Not world.
Mind-blown?

But back to Ali Gul Pir. Here's his video.

And now back to the crazy dance. My brother and I invented one. I think I'll take a video of it and put it up when I have nothing better in the world to do.

Now back to Spain winning. One of my beloved best friends wasn't supporting Spain. Seriously. It took a while to get over it. Especially when she was happy with me getting mad at her and wanting to egg her.

Eventually, I felt really bad for not forgiving her and sung Bryan Adam's Please Forgive Me to her as my way of apologizing. Yes, that's the kind of person I am. Made her day, I hope.

And my iTunes is playing random songs. It's on Shuffle, after all.

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world
As I fell asleep
Fireflies-Owl City

Pieces of Heaven

Look what I did!

Yes, I shaved off my hair-by self, no less, since I have the shaving machine.

If you felt like laughing, go ahead. These people certainly did.

Heads up. I feel like singing.

Socha Kya Kabhi Tou Ne Ye

Aye Tum Kahan Say Ho

Jao Gay Kahan Ye Socha

Naheen Ray Naheen

And I found it there in your heart 

It isn't too hard to see 

We're in heaven 

Who will turn your world around 

Bring you up when you're feelin' down 

And love is all that I need 

Oh - once in your life you find someone

Bring you up when you're feelin' down

I have over 150 followers!!!

Cause God gave me you for the ups and downs

God gave me you for the days of doubt

And for when I think I lost my way

There are no words here left to say, it's true

God gave me you

Gave me you

I went to one of the new malls the other day and there was a group of my ninth grade students, all of them high on Red Bull.

Now while I'm eating Cinnamonn rolls at Cinnabonn, they proceed to yell hi to me from a mile away and then walk towards me, all the while singing and 'walking like a beanie,' as they put it.

Yes, this post was meant to make people smile.

I have been searching for your touch

Unlike any touch I've ever known

And I never thought about you much

Til I'm broken down and all alone, ohhh

Though I don't understand the meaning of love

I do not mind if I die trying, ohhh

Took it for granted when you lifted me up

Oh, and I have holidays. I started them off by staying up till Fajr for two days in a row (which is a massive achievement considering the horrible migraines I can get as a result of simply changing my sleeping pattern) and only got the usual migraines.


Oh, oh, I was singing so much while staying up and chatting that my brother actually came to check my temperature to see why I was soo happy.


Beauty queen of only eighteen,
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else


I drove for miles and miles
and wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more


I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pourin rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay a while
And she will be loved
She will be loved



If I have ten cubes and you have eleven apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.